Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto | 